09/07/04 07:35

Any guesses? Anybody?

-blanca

Well, I've ridden each of the last three days. Distances of 12, 14 and 16 miles. All three were good rides in strong winds, but one incident in particular still has me steaming!

I was riding around the neighborhood and was having an enjoyable ride when, out of nowhere comes a full bottle of coke buzzing by my head. It came from a car full of teenagers that were traveling about 40 to 45 miles per hour. I managed to avoid the bottle as it flew by my head and landed about 4 feet in front of my front tire. I gave them the one finger solute and requested that they come back to discuss their stupidity but they just continued to drive. Chicken Shit Bastards!!!

As I rode the last three miles to the house, I was thinking just how completely stupid and dangerous it was of them to hurl the bottle. The town I live in a quite small, they were driving a very distinctive car and were coming from the general vicinity of the high school. Its not going to be that hard for me to find them! .......and when I do, you can guarantee that there will be some major payback! But I, unlike them, will not miss!

I am considering carrying a small canister of pepper spray, the kind that sprays a 15 to 20 foot stream. It would work great on aggressive dogs and ignorant teenagers. With the nifty little mirror I have on my bike, I'll be able to see them coming, giving me plenty of time to give them a taste of there own medicine....

Am I crazy for wanting to get back at these little bastards so bad? Would it be worth it? I vote yes!!

If you get a collect call from Scott in the near future, go ahead and except it. I might just be me calling you from jail.....

-blanca