The purpose of this post is to have no purpose; so far I think I am succeeding. I really have nothing new to post, and since Jay and Shayne (aka Pete) have been entertaining the masses (all 6 of them) with useless drivel for weeks now, I figured I would do the same.

In order for me to be half as successful at this as they are, I need to First, find a topic that is not worth discussing, and not discuss it or even mention it after the first mention of said topic…… which has yet to be said! Second, I need to come up with a cleaver “Secret” name to call myself to help hide my identity. I certainly don’t want the people who read this to know that it was me who wrote it. So the “Secret” name I have chosen is Scott v2.6!

Next, I must have at least two users other than myself post comments that are completely off topic and confusing to new readers, not that I am expecting new readers, but just in case someone happens to wander by and read the entire post. We must be assured the post and comments are completely off topic and as confusing as possible.

Last, I must come up with some creative shtick. This is much harder than it sounds. Creating good shtick is a God given talent and can not be taught. You must be born with it….. or steal it. Stealing shtick is not a crime and in many cases it is expected. But only steal shtick you can handle, otherwise you will look foolish and ruin the shtick for others. This infuriates great Shtick creators (aka Schtickters). Many a great shtick has been destroyed by unworthy, wannabe Schtickters.

Great Shtickters are few and far between in the world as we know it. But in the world as Jay and Pete (aka Shayne) know it, there are only two who are truly worthy of the title of “Great Shtickter”, and that would be them. Unfortunately nobody else shares this opinion and none of there friends have had the heart to tell them that they are not “Great Shtickter”, but rather Shtick Shmossels ……. I’m certainly not going to tell them that there Schick sucks. What kind of friend would that make me? A damn good, even if I dont say so myself.

Ok, I now feel that I have wasted enough of your time and will deliver what you have been so patiently waiting for…….. my purposeless post!



I saw a truck today with a Bumper Sticker that read “Bumper Sticker”. Where does Gay come from? And why is it so damn happy? …….calm!

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-Scott v2.6